K: Where is Daddy? All the cars are here but I can't find him.
Me: I don't know, where do you think he is?
K: Maybe somebody killed him and drug him away.
Me: What?? I don't think so.
K: You're right because there's no blood. Maybe he's Santa Claus and had to go to the North Pole.
K: J says cousin L is our dad.
Me: Cousin L is your dad, he's my boyfriend.
K:You can' be mom and dad if you're a boyfriend can you?
Me: Well yes.
K: This world is crazy.
In my head: You have no idea.
*Tyson's Uncle calls him by his middle name hence the L.
Me: Put on your new cover up so we can go to the beach.
K: That's not a cover up it's pajamas.
Me: No it's not it has a hood and is made of towel material. Put it on.
K: I'll look like a fool and everyone will laugh at me!
In my head: She's so dramatic
K: I'm a girl.
Me: How do you know?
K: I have girl hair and girl toes.
Me: I don't think you can play outside tonight it's going to storm. You can play outside tomorrow night.
K: Let me just check my schedule
(Looks a wrist where I assume her fake watch scheduler lives)
K: Okay I'm free.
Me: Good to know.
After showing K a picture on FB of an old swim class friend.
K: I thought he was gone?
Me: Gone where?
K: To China.
Me: Okaaayyyy
Have any interesting conversations lately?
LOLOL @ the cover up pajamas and the schedule checking.
ReplyDeletehahaha look at that little attitude coming out!
ReplyDeleteLol! I love the schedule check. "I'll look like a fool." Little kids are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOH my goodness - these made me lol.
ReplyDeleteClearly Tyson is Santa Claus. It makes total sense. And like, Little K can't be looking like a fool in a towel hooded cover up, duh! Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat's the cutest. Every time I'm home Little Miss asks me if I brought my boobs. (so awkward) If I say I don't have them she pokes them and tells me that I did so. On Saturday we were driving and I told her if she didn't be nice I'd take her home. She responded "I can't go home. I'm going to a freaking party!" My response? Ooookay then.
ReplyDeleteThe wrist scheduler is too cute! I am glad she ended up choosing Santa! Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, killed and dragged away?! Where does she get that stuff?
ReplyDeleteFunny about the wrist watch/planner.
My son told me I'm young because my skin is smooth. It made me smile.
OMG, checking the fake watch - priceless! The part about dad being killed and dragged away reminds me of a friend's son who is 7-ish who recently asked his mom "what's the most important rule for taking care of a baby?" She gave him a few ideas and then he said "I was thinking, never give a baby a chainsaw for their birthday."
ReplyDeleteI love that she went from him being killed to being Santa. And girl toes!!! Kids are fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThis kid has been laughing hysterically. Checking her schedule... a little SMD in training!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha fake schedule checking. Kids really do take in everything we say
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