Friday, March 13, 2015

Conversations With Myself - Vol. 5

This is the part of the week where I spew random conversations I've had with myself. In most cases these do not take place out loud in case you were wondering.



























// I wonder if my cousin is enjoying herself, it would be easier to tell if she talked without prompting.

// I took the right days off, look at all that warm weather goodness.

// Damn sea fog is ruining all my warm weather goodness, stop it!

// I can't wait until our sleeping arrangements go back to our "normal".

// Everything I need to register Little K for school has been picked up, I feel like I'm on top of my shit lately!

// I wonder if it's weird that the reason I cleaned and organized my house recently is because I know people will be pawing through my shit if I die.

// A cold sore, cramps, and a fire ant bite in the same week? I must have won the fuck you bitch lottery.

// No I won't come back tomorrow to see the castle, I drove an hour to get here today damn it.

// Look it's a bigger Target, OMG it's a Kohl's, wait wait wait a third mall. I've got to come back when I have time to shop.

// This is the last swim class I can sleep in next week!!

// I can't wait until mom start's coming back every weekend, I need some mommy time and she needs some Little K time I'm sure.

What crossed your mind this week?

Kelli

7 comments:

  1. Hurrah for warm weather days! Glorious.

    I often think about people having to sift through my shit if I die. So you might be crazy or weird for doing that, but you are not alone, sister. LOL

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  2. Hehehe at your lottery though I'm sorry it happened to you!

    I've never thought of people going through my stuff. I don't think I have much that's too embarrassing, but thanks for making me paranoid!

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  3. Yeah for warm weather! I love the lottery comment, haha! I totally have had the thought of my stuff, and what happens to it. Or if I die and my house is messy would people be disgusted, so I end up cleaning like a fiend before I leave the house.

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  4. Yay for more time when your mom stops by :). It's cute that our kids are at an age where they actually want to spend time with their grandparents. My son actually calls them and tells them to visit. Prompted by you, I checked out when our kindergarten is having orientation!

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  5. you're getting a bigger target, target is leaving canada! canadians have the major sads

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  6. So jealous of your warm weather days! Enjoy them as much much as possible, sister. Also, the "fuck you lottery" made me laugh so loud that I woke up Linky Cat who was sleeping soundly in my lap. Ive never been bitten my a fire ant, but it sounds terrible :-(

    I think about people going through my stuff. I'm always afraid my nephew of friend's children will find our "goody bag" and come running through my house with a hot pink vibrator.

    Happy weekend, Kel <3 <3

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  7. I frequently think about what will happen when people go through my stuff when I die. It's probably why I purge so often.

    Hooray for warm weather and sleeping in! Boo to fire ants and the rest of the "fuck you bitch" lottery.

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