Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Shit My Kid Says

Some of my most favorite blog posts are when Amanda, Steph, and Jana share shit they're men say during everyday conversations. Lately Little K is getting much better at the conversation and much better at inference. Some of our conversations just recently have left Tyson and I in tears. I should not keep joy like this to myself so I hope you enjoy shit my kids says as much as I do.































After losing her best friend and main blankie. 
   Her: I guess I can use the other one's but their names are not blankie, their names are Peter.
   Me: Who's Peter?
   Her: You know Peter Pan

After picking up books at the library:
   Her: Mamma is your new book called "The History of Eyebrows?
   Me: No
   Her: Maybe you can get that book next time.

Random daily conversation:
    Her: Mamma did you know some toots are silent so you don't know who did it. 
    Me: I did know that
    Her: So how do we figure out who silent tooted
    Me: You don't

As I'm planting my garden tubs and she's sitting in a chair watching:
    Her: I love helping you garden
    Me: You're not doing anything
    Her: My legs are exhausted

Yelling from the bathroom:
   Her: Mamma are elephants weightless?
   Me: No
   Her: They must be weighted then.

Had any interesting conversations lately?

Kelli

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10 comments:

  1. Kerry @ Till Then Smile OftenMay 6, 2015 at 8:06 AM

    Too cute! The history of eyebrows?! Interesting choice. The silent toots I can only guess originated from her silently tooting?

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  2. Jana @ Jana SaysMay 6, 2015 at 9:40 AM

    Kids are ridiculous. Erica says some of the most insane things I've ever heard. Her new thing right now is to pretend to stroke her very imaginary, very long beard and say "Veerryyy interesting. Tell me more."

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  3. SMD @ lifeaccordingtostephMay 6, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    LOLOL @ The History of Eyebrows. Indeed.

    And I love the garden one too.

    Great photo up top!

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  4. Jenn @ Optimization ActuallyMay 6, 2015 at 10:29 AM

    Hahaha! I love her concern with figuring out the perpetrators of the "silent toot."

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  5. MarlaJanMay 6, 2015 at 3:00 PM

    I can't even decide which one is my favorite, but I will say the last time Steve was doing some yard work, i was sitting on a lounge chair drinking a beer telling him I was exhausted! Lol. She is so funny, and tell her "She who smelt it, dealt it."

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  6. lisacngMay 7, 2015 at 4:36 PM

    LOL - the eyebrow comment, not gardening. Kids! I'm just loving the toddler phase as O begins to speak. Only we can understand her but it's adorable. Like the other day she said "Hi Daddy, I love you". It was a jumbled together but the intonations in her voice were correct ;). Other than that, I don't remember much of what J says these days. I'm mostly just frustrated with his attitude ;).

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  7. Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMeeMay 9, 2015 at 10:30 PM

    Oh heyyyy! I got me a shout out! :D
    Her toes in that picture... could they be any cuter? (The answer = NO!)
    lolololol @ "the history of eyebrows" but OBVIOUSLY the silent toot one is my fave! :P :D

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  8. GwenMay 13, 2015 at 12:40 PM

    OMG, the History of Eyebrows is hilarious!

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  9. TiaMay 15, 2015 at 10:46 PM

    The other day my kid told me that he dropped a kitten because his finger was frustrating him. What goes on in their brains?

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  10. TiaMay 15, 2015 at 10:46 PM

    The other day my kid told me that he dropped a kitten because his finger was frustrating him. What goes on in their brains?

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