// Apparently if I want my kid to be nice and quiet at home in the evenings I need to have 4 brothers for her to play with. Of course then I'd have one or two quiet kids and some other loud ones.
// I think my during new friend "interviews" I will always ask how a person feels about leggings as pants. If we can't agree there then I think we can't be friends.
// Five books to pick up at the library, I thought I fucking told you to stop requesting books.
// I'm glad people can't see the state of my bras, they would totally judge me. I think I'll get a couple new bras this weekend even if no one does see them.
// Why does my face look red in every selfie I take on my new phone? It's probably some new secret anti-selfie app pre-installed on my device to stop constant selfie takers.
// Some books should end with the girl telling the guy to suck it, that's how it's going to end in my head even if it didn't really end that way.
// I've got to start my early morning shopping trips again, I cannot deal with all these crazy ass tourists.
// I told him not to set that heavy plant on my awesome table, now I want to kick his ass because my fucking table is broke. Looks like I'm back on the hunt and he's paying.
// I'm responsible for dinner again, this isn't working out for me.
// Saturday swim class is full so instead I get to do three weeks of three day a week evening Little K classes. It's going to make me biiiitttcchhyyyy.
// My sister's coming in May must take days off and plan a beach "staycation"!! My first week off since I moved here!!
What did you converse with yourself about this week?
Kelli
Why do books always come at the same time!! Ugh. I am with you on not getting more books until I clean up my readers but it's never going to happen who am I kidding. Tourists can suck it, though I sometimes like being a tourist. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe library is in a conspiracy against me to make me read faster than humanly possible. And, for you, I am going to end my book with the girl telling the guy to suck it.
ReplyDeleteI also need new bras.
ReplyDeleteMy library is not delivering on any books. They're making me angry.
YES to the leggings as pants as a question to start with.
I don't take good selfies. I don't know how people do it. My face always looks so weird, and yes, red.
ReplyDeleteLOL i have a hard time taking selfies if it's just me...most of the time, i cut off most of my face.
ReplyDeleteLOL, don't laugh, but I will probably never have to wear bras again since I will have the implants. Havent worn one since Thanksgiving. I have a lot of nice ones, some never worn or barely worn. If that doesn't freak you out and they will fit you, I will send them your way. I hate seeing nice bras go to waste! LOL, let me know :-)
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