It's been a while since I've talked to myself, okay not really, I just haven't shared those thoughts with you in a while so I thought I would do so today.
// Why does school have to start so damn early, none of my jobs ever required me getting up this early. Even the fucking sun is still asleep.
// I've been sitting in this pick up line for 45 minutes and I was 5 minutes late getting here, give me my kid now!
// The bus beat us home, I live 5 minutes from the school this is so unacceptable on so many levels.
// I should take the beach way home from school drop off I bet there's less traffic. Ooooohhhh look at the foggy sun over the ocean (looks at clock). Wait I have time for a picture and a short walk before work, maybe getting up so early isn't all bad.
// It's really quiet here now that K is gone. How is it only lunch time? Time went much faster when I had a 5 year old co-worker. Hmmm who would have guessed.
// Look at me being all productive, getting work done is so much easier without a 5 year old co-work.
// Why does Tyson keep yelling at me from the living room when I'm on my work phone? I thought K going to school would stop that kind of shit. Guess my adult kid needs to fill in. *sigh*
// More people should know how to multi-task or I should forget. Who gets to work on one thing at a time anyway?
// Yayyyy it's Friday, this week was soooo sooo long. I can't wait for a three day weekend over Labor Day. Maybe I should make it four and then I could have a me day while the kid is in school. Hmmmm.
// I just heard a kid but my kid is in school, okay my house is fucking haunted. Okay you're hearing things....there it is again. I told you damn it the house is haunted!
What have you been talking to yourself about?
time FLIES now that i'm at home. i look at the clock and am always surprised that it's already 2pm!
ReplyDeleteI startled myself one day last week! I had started the dish washer, gone into another room and forgotten all about it. As I was coming up the stairs, I started to hear this horrible grinding, gurgling noise and could not think of what it could possibly be. It sounded like something from a horror movie soundtrack. Then I got to the kitchen and did a face palm. So yeah, that's sort of, not really at all related to your house being haunted.
ReplyDelete45 mins?! Aw HAIL naw!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the long weekend either!!!!!! I hope these next two weeks fly!
That is one long ass pick up line!!!! Seriously hilarious about the sun still sleeping. I think about how crazy it is that I have my run in before that bitch shows it's face in the mornings. Haunted houses freak me out.
ReplyDeleteI bet you'll get into a good groove of working alone soon! And I really like your sugar skull shirt.
ReplyDeleteThe school pickup line is a special kind of nightmare.
ReplyDeleteIt really is different when the children are not home. And I hear phantom noises all. The. Time.
Ha, phantom children in your house! Maybe it's your first week with her in school, so time seems to go slowly. I've heard from other parents, that time FLIES, so just get yourself ready :).
ReplyDeleteSeriously how does anyone get anything done if not for multi-tasking!! School pickup lines seem to be a nightmare!
ReplyDeletehahahah @ even the sun is asleep.
ReplyDeletewhenever i'm home alone, i hear things. mine must be haunted as well.
45 minutes for a school pickup? That's crazy. Hopefully the beach drive makes it worth it... hopefully?
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