Friday, April 17, 2015

Conversations with Myself - Vol. Who Cares

I over scheduled myself this week and as a result I'm grumpy so this weeks' conversations with myself will probably sound bitchy. I'm here to tell you some weeks are just like that so why try to pretend they're not?




























// Why is it so chilly on the beach today and where is the damn sun? It's supposed to be here.

// Hell week starts tomorrow, it's cool I've got a schedule I can do this.

// Why did I tell Tyson I would drive a dog and a kid across town at 6:45 AM?

// It smells like piss in this place, I'm glad this is the second to last visit.

// Fuck I didn't take a shower and I don't get a lunch break today. Okay fine fine some people take a 15 minute smoke breaks right? So I can take a 15 minute shower break.

// Right on schedule now if they give me Salem I can make it to swim class with time to spare!

// (20 minutes later) Seriously where is my fucking dog, why tell me to be here at 4 if he isn't ready at 4 I've got a schedule people!

// I thought Salem would lay down after getting his nuts cut, should have left K home this time too.

// The bridge is open, fuck fuck fuck we will officially miss the first swim class of the session thank you Humane Society and fucking swing bridge. SUCK IT!!!!

// My dog smells like the Humane Society which smells like piss BUT I can't give him a bath for 14 days NOR can I let him out of the house. You have GOT to be KIDDING ME!

// Last week I told myself I'd been doing so good lately rolling with life's punches and now this week I want to redecorate with a baseball bat and I don't even have PMS. This is bad.

// Reading resume's is probably one of my favorite parts of being a manager, can people really be this dumb? Someone should make a book.

// I forgot to take K's movies back to the library after karate so there's a late fee. Can I get back in bed until Saturday PLEASE?

// I'm going to cry in the corner before this week is over, you win life you win.

// Today is the last day your schedule is full, you. can. do this.

// But I don't wanna (imagines laying on floor and refusing like a kid).

Happy FINALLY Friday, have a great weekend!

Kelli

5 comments:

  1. Ugh, I'm sorry it's been a week. I hate when I overschedule myself. I turn into a raging bitch.

    How's Salem?

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  2. Next week is my hell week and it will be awful. I feel your pain! Also, Walmart sells baby wipe type things for dogs in between baths, etc - maybe that will help with the smell?

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  3. Sorry it has been such a crazy week! Mine was similar. Crying in the corner sounds like a good idea right about now.

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  4. Yuck, sounds like its been such a shit week. I can imagine how happy you are that it's over. Hope you can enjoy the gorgeous weekend and spend some qulity time with Tyson and Little K!

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  5. We definitely all have those days/weeks where you just want to crawl into bed and never come out. Hope this week is starting off better for you.

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