// Why does Amy Poehler's book weigh as much as a newborn baby?
// If I took this pile of crap to the Goodwill there would be so much more room in here.
// That's the second time I've seen that trailerless semi truck drive by, maybe their cruising the trailer park?
// Speaking of trailer parks, who builds a real house inside a trailer park?
// When I thought to myself I wish my period would wait until after the weekend to start what I really meant was I hope that bitch never shows up again.
// I wonder how long of a period after a lady date is a socially acceptable time to ask my new friend out again, I don't want her to think I'm nuts but I want to get out of this house.
// Also she knows I use to have a blog but should I tell her about my new top secret one or is it to early in the friendship?
// I missed this whole blogging thing, maybe I should re-work some of my old content.
//Why is dog gas so fucking bad and why isn't it going away, god did something die in there!?!
// Only 18 more days until I can get rid of this POS Ebay phone and get my Droid Mini back, yayyy for upgrades.
I'd love to listen in on your conversations with yourself, what crazy things have you thought about lately?
Kelli
Gus's farts have been utterly awful lately. Like something definitely died.
ReplyDeleteIt's awkward to bring blogging up like I Blog, isn't it? I always say I do if it comes up but otherwise I typically don't.
I say the guy code of 2-3 days after a date before you call applies. ;) I switched Seamus' food to wet food and I swear he farts something fierce and it's so smelly!!
ReplyDeleteHey girl!! I heard Amy's book is printed on photo paper, crazy!
ReplyDeleteAP's book is heavy but so worth it. I read much of it lying on my stomach, though... Lazy. In making new, not online friends, I'm hoping that the blog can just come up naturally (via our mutual friend who knows about it but has never read) or because of my instagram profile. Or we'll just never mention it. I love the idea for this post!
ReplyDeletesome of my friends used to read my old blog and i haven't told them about my new one and will never tell them!
ReplyDeleteOMG, WHY IS HER BOOK SO HEAVY?? Photo paper is not necessary. That was the biggest downfall of that book.
ReplyDeleteI had that same thought about our Goodwill stuff. I'm just too lazy to drag it down the stairs. But I want the space back. But it's been sitting there for so long, the room will look weird. Like something is missing.
"When I thought to myself I wish my period would wait until after the weekend to start what I really meant was I hope that bitch never shows up again." PREACH!
ReplyDeleteI usually mention my blog by accident, because I want to tell my friends about something one of my blogging friends said. Most of my friends don't care much about it and certainly don't read regularly - although every once in a while I'll start talking about something and someone will say, "I know. I read your blog." Lol! But I wanted to say it again!!!
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